The Reason For The Current Victoria Line Suspension Is Unbelievable

Victoria Line Concrete

After suffering years of delays for “upgrade works”, all your angry mutterings about London Underground have been proved right as it was revealed that today’s massive delay was due to staff accidentally pouring quick drying cement and water into a control room. That’s right..quick drying cement…like in the Loony Tunes cartoons.


But commuters were originally told it was due to flooding.

But it wasn’t…





I would have wrote this piece earlier, but I only just got home after being squashed on the Piccadilly Line.