Nick Clegg is Cameron’s Condom Says Boris Johnson

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It seems Boris Johnson’s new year’s resolution is to make even more ridiculous attacks than he did last year. He started by lambasting the BBC’s Sherlock as a case of BBC political bias and now he has called Nick Clegg a condom…and it’s only the 7th of January.

Here’s what he had to say.

He’s there to serve a very important ceremonial function as David Cameron’s lapdog-cum-prophylactic protection device for all the difficult things that David Cameron has to do that cheese off the rest of the….He’s a kind of shield. He’s a lapdog who’s been skinned and turned into a shield to protect.

For once I find myself in agreement with the Mayor.