That’s right. The Sunday Sport has exclusively revealed that Ralph Miliband was a stone cold cat killer as they leave no jingoistic stone of pensionable age unturned in their attempt to find a story. Here’s what their star source, Eunice, had to say on the matter.
Only a Belgian – a Belgian communist – could have killed a kitten in cold blood like that. The Red b*****d!
ONLY a Belgian could have done this….Belgians being primarily associated with chocolate, Poirot and cat murder but Ed Miliband was not letting this lie and used his acceptance speech of a Spectator Award to lay into Eunice and The Sport.
However Ed is on a sticky wicket taking on a paper like the The Sport as they have quite a few major scoops in the past that have turned out to be right.
1) Worlds Ugliest Woman Shocker
2) White Cliffs Of Dover Shocker
3) Monkey Plane Shocker
4) Hide and Seek Shocker
5) WW2 Bomber Shocker