Damian McBride Tried To Kiss Ed Balls

Ed Balls Macho

Could you resist?

He broke into Gordon Brown’s emails. He was asked to leave a bar at conference for downing other people’s dregs. The below extract from his memoirs though shows Damian McBride’s lowest ever point.

 

When I felt Ed grasping me by the shoulders, shouting quite loudly and giving me a shake I became about a quarter awake but unfortunately – in my addled and still drunk state – my mind interpreted what was happening as some amorous play-wrestling from a female bedmate. I started to roll over and try to pull ‘her’ onto me with a winsome “C’mere”, at which point Ed sharply lurched away from the bed with a “Good grief!” As I fully woke up, it was difficult to work out what was happening. I could see my bedroom door was open. apparently with several people whispering outside. I could hear bath water running with lots of irritated swearing coming from the bathroom – and I was stark naked with my clothes in front of the bed. As I sat up, Ed emerged from the bathroom with a face like thunder and hurled a binful of cold water over me, shouted: “Now for f***s sake get up” and stormed out.

 

We doubt that anything that happened that morning can accurately be described as winsome.